I
had never lived alone and I hadn’t expected to once I arrived in Korea. Steve and I were supposed to share an
apartment. It is what we had arranged
before we left New York,
but the agency that hired us wrongly assumed that we were dating. Even if we were, the apartment they wanted to
put us in was way too small to accommodate two people. The front door opened onto a foyer that had
been converted into a kitchen containing a small sink, one cabinet and a
stove. It was lacking counter space as
well as table to sit out while eating.
Though my legs were short, I only needed two steps to cross into the
bedroom – the only real room in the apartment.
The refrigerator, an appliance way too big to fit in the kitchen, was
the first thing one saw when entering the bedroom. Pushed up against the wall to my left were
two blue wardrobes and one dresser. Seeing them I remembered thinking that it
was good thing I didn’t bring many clothes with me. If I had, there would be no where to put
them. Against the window were two plain writing desks that matched the
wardrobes, and squeezed in the middle of the room were two beds – the mattress
on the left slightly overlapping the one on the right. They were wedged in so tightly, the door of
the wardrobe would not open. One could
not even open the window without crawling over the beds. The bathroom was too my left, next to the
kitchen. It lacked a door and was barely
big enough to stand up in.
Simultaneously
Steve and I turned towards each other.
They can’t be serious, was the thought expressed in his eyes. For one person the room would be
claustrophobic. For two, even if we were
madly in love with each other, it made for an impossible living condition. Two people squeezed into such tiny living
quarters, without a doubt would kill each other. There was no way Steve and
I could live together in that room.
It
was Steve who recovered first from the initial shock. “Which one of us is going to be staying
here?” he asked Dave as casually as he could, not wanting to instigate
difficulties for either of us.
“You
both are.” He smiled broadly as if it
were something we should be happy about. But did he honestly believe that it
would be possible.
“No,”
Steve shook his head but held his temper.
“It’s not going to work.” He
liked women too much, and living in such close quarters would disable him from
being able to bring them home as frequently as he would like.
“I
was told you wanted to live together.”
“We
did,” I was examining the bathroom, intrigued by the fact that there was no
shower stall, just a hose attached to a showerhead which hung on the wall and a
drain in the center of the room. I could
easily hose down the bathroom and wash it at the same time I was taking shower. “But this place is only big enough for one
person.”
“So
you don’t want to live together?” Why
was it such a difficult concept for him to comprehend? It wasn’t that we had changed our minds; the apartment had altered our feelings.
“Not
here,” Steve sat down on the edge of one of the beds and crossing his left leg
over his right, he leaned back, using his arms to prop himself up. “How can we both live here when there isn’t
even enough room for all of us to stand?”
“So
which one of you wants to stay?” He looked at me as if hoping I could somehow
solve the dilemma for him.
“I
don’t think it matters,” Steve answered.
“What matters is that you move half the furniture out of here and find
somewhere else to put one of us.”
“Do
either of you have a preference?” He
asked, seemingly incapable of making a decision himself.
“I’ll
stay,” I offered, not because I particularly liked the place and not because I
tended to be the selfless sort. It was
quite the opposite. I offered to stay
because it meant I would be living alone, and for someone who suffered from
social anxiety, solitude was often preferable to socializing with people I
didn’t know.
“Are
you sure?” Steve asked to be polite, but his face betrayed his relief. He was far more social than I was and would
thrive better with a roommate, someone with whom he could converse when he was
at home.
“I’m
positive.” It was true that being so far
away from home I might get lonely, but that’s why God created books. Once I found an English bookstore I would be
fine.
Wonderland
schools were a franchise and as a result they were scattered all over Korea,
the majority of them, however, were concentrated in and around Seoul. The central office assigned me to teach in
Kangdong which was in the far eastern stretch of the city, south of the Han
River. I was happy to be in the city, but even happier not to be in the
downtown area. For those of you who are
familiar with New York City, Kangdong was sort of like Queens. It was part of the city but with a little
more room to breathe.
The
philosophy of Wonderland was essentially that students learn by being
interactive with their environment.
Therefore, each classroom was designed to focus on a specific real-life
theme. Each month, students would rotate
classrooms – there were twelve in total - so as to experience as much of the
real world as possible. The rooms most
grounded in reality, the ones the students were certain to experience on a
daily basis were the living room, bathroom, bedroom and kitchen. Each of these
rooms were furnished to look like they belong in a house instead of a school.
In the kitchen there was a sink, a working
stove, pots, pans, dishes, chopsticks, forks and spoons (but no knives). Students didn’t cook, but the morning
pre-schoolers (Kids Club) ate lunch in the kitchen, lunch that was either
cooked by part-time employees or ordered out from local restaurants. Generally, on the rare occasion that I ate
with the students, the food was much better than school cafeteria food back
home.
The
bedroom contained a bed, dresser and wardrobe.
Having the bed was a great convenience for teachers. Those who showed up to work tired or
hung-over always had a place to take a brief nap, provided the room was
empty. The blanket and sheet were never
changed, but that didn’t seem to matter, as long as we had a place to lay our
heads we were happy.
The
living room had a television that didn’t work, a couch that the students loved
sitting on, an oversized chair they loved even more and a coffee table. The table was meant to provide a place for
the students to do their work, but comfortable as they were on the furniture,
none of them ever had the desire to sit on the floor. Therefore, their work was
done on their laps.
The
bathroom was disgusting. Whoever
conceived of it should have better envisioned what would occur. The room lacked both a bathtub and a shower
but it did have a sink and a toilet bowl.
The toilet bowl was real, it just wasn’t hooked up to any plumbing. The older kids knew that when they had to
pee they needed to ask permission to go to the real bathroom, but the younger
boys (always boys and never girls, perhaps due to the fact that peeing is a
more complex action for girls) sometimes got confused. On more than one occasion, one of the boys
relieved himself in the classroom. Each
time the toilet was cleaned, but the smell got into the rug making that
classroom a complete nightmare to teach in during the summer months.
There
were five rooms designed to teach the students vocabulary they would need in
order to survive on a very basic level in an English speaking country. These
rooms included the airport, bank, McDonalds, world room and sports room. The airport was my least favorite in this grouping,
mostly because it was the most cramped.
The back of the room was set up to resemble a check in counter at an
airport. It was meant to facilitate role
play between the students, but many of them were too shy to play the parts I
attempted to assign them. There were
four clocks in the room, each indicating time from a different city – Seoul, Sydney, London and New
York. I found
them to be the most useful tool in the classroom, and often found myself
focusing more on time than travel.
Many
of the students had great interest in money and they were fairly good in Math
which made lessons in the bank relatively painless. One of my favorite lessons in that room was
to have each student open a bank account.
Each time they did something good, answered a difficult question, or
behaved they were given a (fake) dollar.
At the end of each day they got to count how much money they had. I bought various trinkets and put them in a
bag – pens, pencils, and erasers, various things the students would find useful
in school. Each article was designated a
certain price, and if the students had enough money they could buy what
interested them. Of course the entire
transaction occurred in English. If the
students required help in formulating their thoughts or recalling the correct
vocabulary I would help them, but if they didn’t bother to make an attempt on
their own, they had to wait until the following class – when they might be more
agreeable – to make a purchase.
MacDonalds
could just as easily been called the restaurant room, but I suppose that
whoever envisioned it, believed calling it MacDonalds would spark far more
interest in the students. I can’t say if
they were right or wrong, but only so many lessons could revolve around fast
food joints so we expanded it to include restaurants in general. Often lessons taught in MacDonalds were an
extension of the ones taught in the kitchen and vice versa.
The
world room was where students had the ability to expand their knowledge of
geography and where I learned how inept my schools had been in educating me
about countries around the world.
Students learned the names of various countries, oceans, continents,
lakes and rivers. When applicable we
incorporated some history in our lessons.
It was my favorite room, mainly because I often caught myself gazing
longingly at the map, wondering what it would be like to visit various
countries.
Despite
my love of sports, I found the sports room extremely boring. There were only so many times you could
review the English names for the more well known sports. These the students tended to pick up quickly,
and once they did I utilized their knowledge to focus on verbs. Most of them found verbs boring, but when
used in conjunction with the sports they played it was much easier to hold
their attention.
Finally,
there were the fantasy rooms, rooms I was certain were designed to keep things
from getting too mundane. Whether this
was done with the students’ best interest in mind or the teachers I could never
quit decide, but mostly the teachers dreaded being assigned to the fantasy
rooms.
The
first of the fantasy worlds was the movie room.
This room was designed with the intention of creating a world of
illusion for the students. It went on
the premise that each student in the class had the innate ability to become a
movie star in The United States. All
that was required of them to succeed was to learn the lingo of Hollywood.
If students could master the required vocabulary, then certainly they
had the potential to make American movies.
It was one of the hardest classrooms to design lesson for so most
teachers ended up using it as an excuse to show movies – especially Disney
cartoons – in English.
The
walls of the universe room were painted with stars, comets and meteors and hanging
from the ceiling were the nine plants revolving around the sun. Since none of us were scientists, there
wasn’t one teacher among us who knew specifically what they were supposed to
teach. Once the planets were memorized,
a feat usually accomplished in the first week of the month, there wasn’t much
new material to cover so we tended to focus more on work from the textbooks.
The
most unrealistic room of all, the one they had to have built for no reason save
the fact that they ran out of other more practical ideas, was the Jurassic Park room. This was intended to train the students how
to respond in the event that they ever encountered a dinosaur while walking
down 5th Avenue
in Manhattan. I had never seen one, but most of my friends
accused me of being a cynic. If I
wasn’t, perhaps there is a lot I would not have missed out on in life. What specifically we were supposed to teach I
was never entirely certain. Again,
without a background in science, I was severely limited in my knowledge of
dinosaurs. Sure I knew the basic
brontosaurus and triceratops, but that was one lesson. After that I attempted to forget where I was,
and focused more on building grammatical skills than developing the student’s
scientific curiosities.
Students
in the school ranged from age four to age sixteen. The preschool children attended Kids’ Club in
the morning, the elementary and middle school students attended class in the
afternoon after a full day in their regular school. And high school students had classes on
Saturdays. In the school where I worked
it was an unspoken rule that teachers who taught Kids’ Club did not have to
teach on Saturdays. While that was a
strong incentive to work the mornings there were many teachers who either could
not force themselves out of bed before twelve or found it extremely difficult
to relate to the little ones. No one
taught the little ones when they first arrived.
Teachers, I later learned, had to be securitized closely before being
asked to teach the pre-schoolers. When I
asked what they were looking for I was given an evasive, “We know the right
teachers when we see them.” Something in
the tone of voice and the way the eyes rolled over me head to toe told me I was
not currently under consideration. I was
just a little sad but not overly upset.
There would be time to force the issue later on, once I became better
acquainted with Wonderland, my supervisors and teaching in general.
Teaching in the bathroom classroom
The sports classroom
The kitchen in my apartment
The bathroom in my apartment
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